Surprisingly, the recently devised Nuclear Warhead buyback program has proved successful in disarming UN. The allure of a $1,00,000.00 USD bounty for any dictator that relinquishes their Weapons of mass destruction was just too much for the cash-strapped Dictator to resist.
Upon reading about the program advertised in The Washington Post, UN immediately contacted the Pentagon to schedule a meet-up in the parking lot of of the White Castle Restaurant at 8 Mile Road and Gratiot Avenue in Detroit, MI.
Washington quickly moved into action by sending one of their finest federal ambassadors/private agents adorned in a Nike Jogging suit, Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses, white Reebok Classic tennis shoes and a black dufflebag filled with $1,00,000.00 in small bills as UN had specifically requested.
Witnesses of the clandestine transaction report that UN was seen carelessly gallivanting out of the White Castle after satisfying his seemingly insatiable hunger with 7 slider burgers, some curly fries and a large Sprite. A brief conversation was reported to have transpired between the Federal agent and UN until UN led the agent over to his 2005 KIA Sephia where he then popped the trunk and handed a stainless steel briefcase containing the nuclear weapon over to the agent in exchange for the black dufflebag full of cold hard US cash.
Upon hearing the news of the successful transaction, California Governor Gavin Newsome immediately appeared on MSNBC to declare that "World Peace has been achieved."
