Martian Congressman to Trump: "Take Your Space and Shove It Up Your Ass!"

In a surprising interview today with Martian Congressman, Filemone Velar X, the congressman went after Donald Trump stating that his plans to create more space between Mars and Earth is flat-out racist. The Martian politician is so incensed with the notion of more space between the planets that the vitriol got a bit edgy when Velar said, "Take your space and shove it up your ass!".

 Donald Trump's plan to create a larger buffer zone between Mars and Earth comes as response to the mass influx of Martians coming to Earth in search of cushy welfare freebies and a chance to vote for Democrats. Martians have been showing up to Trump rallies en masse to protest Trump. Things have gotten pretty heated in the streets as Earthlings battle it out with raving mad Martians hurling insults and charges of racism and xenophobia.

 "Donald Trump is a racist!" Illegal Martian, Zabadu Benano, stated when interviewed by Illegal Satire. When asked why he felt Donald Trump was a racist, Zabadu Benano replied, "Because...erm...Martians are Earthlings too! Plus Donald Trump is white, heterosexual, male and human. You just know how racist they are!"

 Trump has remained mostly silent on the topic and continues to lead in the polls. Trump has made a few tongue-in-cheek remarks concerning Martians. Recently, Trump made a controversial tweet showing himself enjoying a taco bowl along with the words, "I love Martians!".