Droves of raving mad Bernie Sander's supporters were completely absent minded recently when they managed to kill a baby dolphin at a BS rally in Illinois when selfishly taking selfies with it. The baby dolphin swam ashore on the Interstate 80 and accidentally found itself among the dumbest people on planet Earth. Sadly, the dolphin could not be resuscitated and was later found in a heap of garbage at the Illinois Convention Center. Luckily, the dolphin was a registered communist with the Democrat party and the loss is not that great.
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