Friday, February 19, 2016

Black Lives Matter Founder Shaun King Changes Into Indian Man

Black Lives Matter Founder Shaun King Changes Into Indian Man

Black Lives Matter movement founder and social justice warrior, Shaun King, has decided to abandon the movement in exchange for a new cause, the 'Punjab Lives Matter' movement. King has said that he sees more opportunity in fighting for the plight of the Indian people and foresees the Indian population in America growing to a point where it makes more sense for him to be an Indian man than a black man. 

"There's like billions of 'em, dude. This black struggle just ain't paying off no more and I think I can pass off as a Punjab man pretty well. I'm totally going for it, dude." Shaun said. 

In response to King's second change in race, black activists have started to boycott 7-11 stores in hoods nationwide. When told of the boycott, Shaun King responded by saying, "Haha! Jokes on them! As soon as I became an Indian dude, I got a free Dunkin' Donuts franchise! F*ck 7-11!"



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