Manny Pacquiao recently came under fire by the LGBT community from his recent remarks about gays being, "Worse than animals". As a result of Manny's comments, he immediately lost his endorsement deal with Nike. Manny's PR manager was quick to make a public statement to clarify that Manny's anti-gay comments were misconstrued by the media.
"Manny is in fact very pro-gay and when he said that gays were "worse than animals", he was speaking in terms of them pleasuring his peanut butter laden nutsack. The quote was taken out of context and Manny simply prefers German Shepards pleasuring him." Manny's PR manager stated.
As a show of apology, Manny has gone on to create a gay pride parade that will take place annually in Manila. The parade has been titled "The Fudge Pacquiao Pride Parade" and all walks of life are welcome to attend...including dogs.
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