The Miami Police Union has unanimously voted to boycott Beyonce's upcoming tour in Florida stating that they are like really really mad at her for being a big racist poopy head at the Super Bowl.
The backlash came after Beyonce performed at the Super Bowl alongside a bunch of smoking hot black chicks dressed in leather dominatrix outfits that are the source of confusion of every curious white man that doesn't know how to feel about being attracted to black chicks and feels threatened by his unexpected boner.
A spokesman for the Police Union stated at a press conference, "Beyonce, girl...you ain't all that! Naw, Bey...you think you hot but you not! Kelly Rowland has always been the hot one. You just got yo daddy and mommy making you famous and your husband's lips look like some over baked croissants. You bitch you..."
Beyonce responded to the Police Union from her multi-million dollar California estate stating that, "You suckaz don't know what it's like being black and underprivileged! I am too the hot one! Shut up! I grew up in the tough streets of zero-percent crime rate suburban Houston where black people get the wrong Starbucks orders daily and have to deal with snarky white waitresses and butlers!"
The police union fired back saying, "Kelly is still hotter than you..."
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